Mick says to Paddy, “Close your bloody curtains the next time you’re screwing the brains out of yer wife dammit! All the neighbours were pissing themselves laughing at you yesterday!” “Well…,” said Paddy, “the laugh…
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A boy went into his parents’ bedroom and saw them having sex. Seeing his mum bouncing on his dad, the boy asked, “Mum, what are you doing?” Shocked, flabbergasted and quickly thinking, mum said, “I’m…
Paddy visits the zoo one day and found himself in front of the gorilla cage. The zookeeper happens to be nearby and asks Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have…