Mick and Paddy go to the local river every Sunday morning, hire a boat and go fishing. One day, they were in a particularly good spot and they were reeling in fish after fish. Mick…
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Paddy finds a monkey by the side of the road, but doesn’t know what to do with it. He brings the monkey home and asks his neighbour, “Hey Mick, I found this monkey…what should I…
Mick was in court for a double murder. The judge said, “You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner…” A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, “You bastard!”…
Two Irishmen were walking down a street in Manchester, when they see a shop with the following sign in the window: One says to the other, “Look at the fecking prices of those, we could…
Three men…an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.…
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this…” said the man.…
On his way into the Army Store, a General walked by a cashier, who noticed that his fly was undone. Looking at him, she said, “Your barracks door is open.” Because this is not a…
After the death of an elderly man’s wife, he remarried a young woman. After a few months, he told his friends “I pass time with you happily but my poor wife gets bored at home.”…
A beautiful girl asks you for a lift… On the way she suddenly falls ill… You take her to the hospital… The doctor says, “Congratulations, you’re gonna become a daddy!” Now you are under stress……