A boy went into his parents’ bedroom and saw them having sex.
Seeing his mum bouncing on his dad, the boy asked, “Mum, what are you doing?”
Shocked, flabbergasted and quickly thinking, mum said, “I’m uhhh…just flattening dad’s tummy…”
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The boy then replied, “Well, it’s no good…because when you go shopping, the next door neighbour comes over and blows it back up again!”
